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#1 · Would you rather
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A) be right about everything but no one ever believes you B) be wrong about everything but everyone trusts you completely
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#2 · Would you rather
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A) shower at a truck stop for three dollars B) go four days on the road without one
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#3 · Would you rather
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A) drink milk that is one day past turning B) eat chicken you are ninety percent sure is fine
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#4 · Would you rather
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A) talk in cartoon sound effects B) have background music playing wherever you go
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#5 · Would you rather
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A) eat alone in the best restaurant in town B) eat with everyone you love in the worst
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#6 · Would you rather
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A) wash a week of greasy dishes in cold water B) clean up after someone else's stomach bug
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#7 · Would you rather
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A) disappoint your parents once, loudly B) disappoint them quietly, forever
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#8 · Would you rather
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A) one completely honest hour with your parents B) another twenty polite years with them
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#9 · Would you rather
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A) never see the sun again B) never see the moon again
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#10 · Would you rather
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A) know which of your friends would not show up for you B) never find out who would
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#11 · Would you rather
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A) your parents read every message you have ever sent B) your parents never really know you
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#12 · Would you rather
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A) be kept forever but never chosen first B) be chosen first and replaced within a year
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#13 · Would you rather
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A) be remembered as someone's biggest regret B) not be remembered by them at all
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#14 · Would you rather
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A) know exactly how much time your parents have left B) find out on the day
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#15 · Would you rather
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A) know how many years of your life you wasted B) never account for a single one
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#16 · Would you rather
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A) eat soup that someone else has already tasted B) drink from a bottle a toddler has backwashed into
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#17 · Would you rather
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A) have autocorrect turn every name you type into 'mommy' B) have every email you send signed 'love and kisses'
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#18 · Would you rather
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A) tell your parents they were wrong about you B) let them keep believing they were right
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#19 · Would you rather
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A) live the life you want and disappoint your parents B) live the life they planned and disappoint yourself
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#20 · Would you rather
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A) get an extra hour every day but always at 4am B) get an extra day each month spent alone
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#21 · Would you rather
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A) inherit everything your parents own B) inherit nothing from them but their blessing
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#22 · Would you rather
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A) introduce yourself with your childhood nickname forever B) use your worst school photo as your profile forever
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#23 · Would you rather
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A) be the one who ends it cleanly B) be the one left wondering
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#24 · Would you rather
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A) always arrive at the airport three hours early B) always arrive with four minutes to spare
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#25 · Would you rather
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A) eat the same lunch every day for a year B) never eat the same meal twice
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#26 · Would you rather
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A) admit you did not like grandma's recipe B) ask for seconds
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#27 · Would you rather
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A) keep one part of yourself no one ever reaches B) be fully known with nothing left that is yours
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#28 · Would you rather
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A) turn into the parent you swore you would never be B) never understand why your parents were the way they were
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#29 · Would you rather
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A) be forgiven and never trusted again B) be trusted and never forgiven
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#30 · Would you rather
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A) know the whole trip in advance B) be surprised by all of it, good and bad
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#31 · Would you rather
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A) be the friend who left the group B) be the friend who stayed and went quiet
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#32 · Would you rather
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A) realise the bread you just ate was mouldy underneath B) realise the milk you just drank was chunky at the bottom
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#33 · Would you rather
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A) accidentally reply-all to every email you send B) accidentally like every old photo you scroll past
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#34 · Would you rather
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A) coffee that never works again B) sleep that never comes easily
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#35 · Would you rather
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A) quit your favorite live game the day it peaks B) stay until the servers shut down for good
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#36 · Would you rather
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A) take the trip now and not be ready B) wait until you are ready and never go
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#37 · Would you rather
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A) be remembered by everyone for your single worst day B) be completely forgotten despite your best work
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#38 · Would you rather
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A) be the relative everyone worries about B) be the one nobody thinks to ask
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#39 · Would you rather
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A) go back to the country you loved and find it completely changed B) never go back and keep it perfect in your memory
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#40 · Would you rather
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A) have unlimited options but struggle to choose B) have only one path in life, no choices
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#41 · Would you rather
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A) keep a talent you have come to resent B) lose the one you actually loved
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#42 · Would you rather
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A) watch your replacement do the job better B) watch them fail exactly as you would have
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#43 · Would you rather
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A) tell a white lie that protects your closest friend B) tell the painful truth that's right but ends the friendship
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#44 · Would you rather
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A) spend the last night at the airport to save a hundred B) pay for the hotel and leave at four in the morning
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#45 · Would you rather
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A) be the cucumber everyone likes B) be the pickle nobody forgets
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#46 · Would you rather
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A) eat the same safe meal all trip B) order blind and finish it whatever it is
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#47 · Would you rather
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A) use a public toilet with no lock on the door B) use one with no paper left in the stall
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#48 · Would you rather
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A) own a parrot that repeats your arguments to visitors B) own a speaker that reads your notes out loud to guests
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#49 · Would you rather
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A) cook for thirty people every week B) never be invited to eat again
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#50 · Would you rather
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A) pickles B) zucchini
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