Global Statistics

always have to speak in rhymes

sing everything you say

have a car that makes fart sounds when you brake

one that screams when you accelerate

be a social butterfly

be a lone wolf

travel back to witness any historical event

travel forward to see your family in 100 years

be able to talk to animals

speak every human language

be famous for something embarrassing

unknown for something amazing

be allergic to boredom

be allergic to excitement

wake up as a toaster

wake up as a shoe

have a rewind button for your life

a pause button

have unlimited pizza for life

unlimited tacos for life