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#1 · Would you rather
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A) have a car that makes fart sounds when you brake B) one that screams when you accelerate
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#2 · Would you rather
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A) always have to speak in rhymes B) sing everything you say
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#3 · Would you rather
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A) be stuck behind a slow tractor for 3 hours B) miss your exit and add 50 miles
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#4 · Would you rather
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A) spend a week as a potato B) spend a week as a teabag
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#5 · Would you rather
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A) be allergic to boredom B) be allergic to excitement
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A) have a car horn that plays your most embarrassing song B) one that moans loudly
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A) be stuck in a never-ending loop of karaoke B) have to listen to an endless elevator music playlist
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#8 · Would you rather
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A) have a rewind button for your life B) a pause button
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#9 · Would you rather
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A) be able to talk to animals B) speak every human language
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#10 · Would you rather
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A) hear a whoopee cushion every time you sit down B) hear a slide whistle every time you stand up
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#11 · Would you rather
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A) have a permanent clown nose B) permanent clown shoes
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#12 · Would you rather
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A) sound like a dolphin when you laugh B) look like a walrus when you cry
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#13 · Would you rather
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A) have your ringtone be a kazoo solo stuck at full volume B) have your alarm clock shout your full name every morning
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#14 · Would you rather
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A) have super speed B) super strength
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#15 · Would you rather
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A) spend one week in a giant hamster ball B) spend one week inside a shoe box
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#16 · Would you rather
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A) only listen to kids songs B) only listen to 90s dial-up internet sounds
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#17 · Would you rather
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A) sneeze every 5 minutes B) hiccup every 30 seconds
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#18 · Would you rather
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A) be famous for something embarrassing B) unknown for something amazing
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#19 · Would you rather
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A) always be 10 minutes late B) 20 minutes early
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#20 · Would you rather
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A) have a strict but brilliant teacher B) a kind but disorganized one
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#21 · Would you rather
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A) have to hop everywhere B) walk backwards everywhere
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#22 · Would you rather
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A) have a photographic memory B) be able to forget anything you want
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#23 · Would you rather
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A) be followed by a marching band during every argument B) be followed by a mime during every date
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#24 · Would you rather
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A) fall asleep instantly whenever anyone says 'actually' B) start dancing helplessly whenever a fridge hums
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#25 · Would you rather
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A) drive a car that only goes in reverse B) ride a bike that only goes uphill
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#26 · Would you rather
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A) have a buzzer sound every time you say something wrong B) have a drumroll play every time you pause to think
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#27 · Would you rather
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A) have a personal chef B) a personal chauffeur
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#28 · Would you rather
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A) watch a scary movie together B) a romantic comedy
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#29 · Would you rather
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A) share the back seat with a friendly but smelly dog B) a clean but grumpy cat
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#30 · Would you rather
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A) jump on jupiter B) dance at a rock concert with aliens
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#31 · Would you rather
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A) have hiccups for an 8-hour drive B) have to pee every 30 minutes
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#32 · Would you rather
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A) have every soup you make come out slightly watery B) have every coffee you make come out lukewarm
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#33 · Would you rather
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A) only be able to eat gas station sushi B) gas station hot dogs for the whole trip
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#34 · Would you rather
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A) live in a tower with an amazing view B) in cozy underground chambers
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#35 · Would you rather
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A) have your search history made public B) never use the internet again
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#36 · Would you rather
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A) have autocorrect turn every name you type into 'mommy' B) have every email you send signed 'love and kisses'
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#37 · Would you rather
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A) have to answer every question with a knock-knock joke B) have to end every sentence with a slow wink
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#38 · Would you rather
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A) have your partner steal your fries B) steal the covers
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#39 · Would you rather
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A) have your seat stuck fully reclined B) fully upright for 6 hours
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#40 · Would you rather
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A) have to sing opera all day B) have to dance ballet all night
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#41 · Would you rather
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A) have enchanted homework that writes itself B) a library book that answers any question
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#42 · Would you rather
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A) accidentally wave back at someone who was not waving at you B) trip getting out of the car at every stop
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#43 · Would you rather
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A) forget every name three seconds after hearing it B) greet everyone with their full name and job title
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#44 · Would you rather
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A) be followed by a tiny rain cloud that only rains on you B) be followed by a spotlight that finds you in every room
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#45 · Would you rather
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A) sit on a warm seat someone just left B) a freezing cold leather seat
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#46 · Would you rather
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A) have a pigeon follow you everywhere holding eye contact B) have a seagull announce your arrival with a scream
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#47 · Would you rather
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A) have your partner remember every little thing you like B) always surprise you with something new to love
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#48 · Would you rather
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A) have fingers as long as your legs B) legs as long as your fingers
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#49 · Would you rather
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A) have a laugh that sounds like a squeaky door B) have a cough that sounds like an angry goose
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#50 · Would you rather
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A) wear shoes that squeak loudly on every quiet floor B) carry keys that jingle like sleigh bells in your pocket
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