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Funny Would You Rather Questions
Funny 'Would You Rather' questions for endless laughter! Explore absurd scenarios and make your friends laugh. Perfect for parties and fun!
- 1.Would you rather have a car that makes fart sounds when you brake or one that screams when you accelerate?Rate this question
- 2.Would you rather spend a week as a potato or spend a week as a teabag?Rate this question
- 3.Would you rather wake up as a toaster or wake up as a shoe?Rate this question
- 4.Would you rather only listen to kids songs or only listen to 90s dial-up internet sounds?Rate this question
- 5.Would you rather share the back seat with a friendly but smelly dog or a clean but grumpy cat?Rate this question
- 6.Would you rather have your seat stuck fully reclined or fully upright for 6 hours?Rate this question
- 7.Would you rather be stuck behind a slow tractor for 3 hours or miss your exit and add 50 miles?Rate this question
- 8.Would you rather have hiccups for an 8-hour drive or have to pee every 30 minutes?Rate this question
- 9.Would you rather only be able to eat gas station sushi or gas station hot dogs for the whole trip?Rate this question
- 10.Would you rather have a gps that only gives directions in riddles or one that roasts your driving?Rate this question
- 11.Would you rather have a car horn that plays your most embarrassing song or one that moans loudly?Rate this question
- 12.Would you rather sit on a warm seat someone just left or a freezing cold leather seat?Rate this question
- 13.Would you rather accidentally wave back at someone who was not waving at you or trip getting out of the car at every stop?Rate this question
- 14.Would you rather have your partner always laugh at your jokes or always make them blush with compliments?Rate this question
- 15.Would you rather be stuck in traffic with no ac on a hot day or with broken heating in winter?Rate this question
- 16.Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?Rate this question
- 17.Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?Rate this question
- 18.Would you rather smell like onions or have everyone else smell like onions to you?Rate this question
- 19.Would you rather sneeze every 5 minutes or hiccup every 30 seconds?Rate this question
- 20.Would you rather have your search history made public or never use the internet again?Rate this question
- 21.Would you rather always walk in slow motion or talk in slow motion?Rate this question
- 22.Would you rather have a head twice the normal size or half the normal size?Rate this question
- 23.Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?Rate this question
- 24.Would you rather have to hop everywhere or walk backwards everywhere?Rate this question
- 25.Would you rather sound like a dolphin when you laugh or look like a walrus when you cry?Rate this question
- 26.Would you rather have a GPS that only gives directions in riddles or one that roasts your driving?Rate this question
- 27.Would you rather be stuck in traffic with no AC on a hot day or with broken heating in winter?Rate this question
- 28.Would you rather go on a date to a fancy restaurant or a fun arcade?Rate this question
- 29.Would you rather watch a scary movie together or a romantic comedy?Rate this question
- 30.Would you rather cook dinner together and risk disaster or order your favorite takeout?Rate this question
- 31.Would you rather go mini golfing or bowling on a first date?Rate this question
- 32.Would you rather meet at a coffee shop or a cocktail bar?Rate this question
- 33.Would you rather take a cooking class together or a pottery class?Rate this question
- 34.Would you rather go on an outdoor adventure date or a museum date?Rate this question
- 35.Would you rather have a picnic in the park or dinner with a view?Rate this question
- 36.Would you rather play video games together or board games?Rate this question
- 37.Would you rather go to a concert or a comedy show for a date?Rate this question
- 38.Would you rather try escape room as a first date or karaoke?Rate this question
- 39.Would you rather go on a brunch date or a late-night dinner date?Rate this question
- 40.Would you rather win every playful argument or always make up in the cutest way?Rate this question
- 41.Would you rather be the big spoon forever or the little spoon forever?Rate this question
- 42.Would you rather have your partner steal your fries or steal the covers?Rate this question
- 43.Would you rather always pick the movie or always pick the restaurant?Rate this question
- 44.Would you rather wake up your partner with kisses or with breakfast in bed?Rate this question
- 45.Would you rather have a secret handshake or a song that's only yours?Rate this question
- 46.Would you rather be told 'I love you' constantly or have it shown in little actions every day?Rate this question
- 47.Would you rather always give the best back rubs or always receive the best back rubs?Rate this question
- 48.Would you rather have your partner remember every little thing you like or always surprise you with something new to love?Rate this question
- 49.Would you rather be with someone who snores adorably or someone who talks in their sleep?Rate this question
- 50.Would you rather have matching pajamas or matching phone wallpapers of each other?Rate this question