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Funny Would You Rather Questions

Funny 'Would You Rather' questions for endless laughter! Explore absurd scenarios and make your friends laugh. Perfect for parties and fun!

  1. 1.Would you rather have a car that makes fart sounds when you brake or one that screams when you accelerate?
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  2. 2.Would you rather spend a week as a potato or spend a week as a teabag?
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  3. 3.Would you rather wake up as a toaster or wake up as a shoe?
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  4. 4.Would you rather only listen to kids songs or only listen to 90s dial-up internet sounds?
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  5. 5.Would you rather share the back seat with a friendly but smelly dog or a clean but grumpy cat?
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  6. 6.Would you rather have your seat stuck fully reclined or fully upright for 6 hours?
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  7. 7.Would you rather be stuck behind a slow tractor for 3 hours or miss your exit and add 50 miles?
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  8. 8.Would you rather have hiccups for an 8-hour drive or have to pee every 30 minutes?
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  9. 9.Would you rather only be able to eat gas station sushi or gas station hot dogs for the whole trip?
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  10. 10.Would you rather have a gps that only gives directions in riddles or one that roasts your driving?
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  11. 11.Would you rather have a car horn that plays your most embarrassing song or one that moans loudly?
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  12. 12.Would you rather sit on a warm seat someone just left or a freezing cold leather seat?
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  13. 13.Would you rather accidentally wave back at someone who was not waving at you or trip getting out of the car at every stop?
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  14. 14.Would you rather have your partner always laugh at your jokes or always make them blush with compliments?
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  15. 15.Would you rather be stuck in traffic with no ac on a hot day or with broken heating in winter?
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  16. 16.Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
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  17. 17.Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?
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  18. 18.Would you rather smell like onions or have everyone else smell like onions to you?
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  19. 19.Would you rather sneeze every 5 minutes or hiccup every 30 seconds?
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  20. 20.Would you rather have your search history made public or never use the internet again?
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  21. 21.Would you rather always walk in slow motion or talk in slow motion?
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  22. 22.Would you rather have a head twice the normal size or half the normal size?
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  23. 23.Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
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  24. 24.Would you rather have to hop everywhere or walk backwards everywhere?
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  25. 25.Would you rather sound like a dolphin when you laugh or look like a walrus when you cry?
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  26. 26.Would you rather have a GPS that only gives directions in riddles or one that roasts your driving?
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  27. 27.Would you rather be stuck in traffic with no AC on a hot day or with broken heating in winter?
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  28. 28.Would you rather go on a date to a fancy restaurant or a fun arcade?
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  29. 29.Would you rather watch a scary movie together or a romantic comedy?
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  30. 30.Would you rather cook dinner together and risk disaster or order your favorite takeout?
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  31. 31.Would you rather go mini golfing or bowling on a first date?
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  32. 32.Would you rather meet at a coffee shop or a cocktail bar?
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  33. 33.Would you rather take a cooking class together or a pottery class?
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  34. 34.Would you rather go on an outdoor adventure date or a museum date?
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  35. 35.Would you rather have a picnic in the park or dinner with a view?
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  36. 36.Would you rather play video games together or board games?
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  37. 37.Would you rather go to a concert or a comedy show for a date?
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  38. 38.Would you rather try escape room as a first date or karaoke?
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  39. 39.Would you rather go on a brunch date or a late-night dinner date?
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  40. 40.Would you rather win every playful argument or always make up in the cutest way?
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  41. 41.Would you rather be the big spoon forever or the little spoon forever?
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  42. 42.Would you rather have your partner steal your fries or steal the covers?
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  43. 43.Would you rather always pick the movie or always pick the restaurant?
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  44. 44.Would you rather wake up your partner with kisses or with breakfast in bed?
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  45. 45.Would you rather have a secret handshake or a song that's only yours?
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  46. 46.Would you rather be told 'I love you' constantly or have it shown in little actions every day?
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  47. 47.Would you rather always give the best back rubs or always receive the best back rubs?
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  48. 48.Would you rather have your partner remember every little thing you like or always surprise you with something new to love?
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  49. 49.Would you rather be with someone who snores adorably or someone who talks in their sleep?
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  50. 50.Would you rather have matching pajamas or matching phone wallpapers of each other?
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