Would you rather have your ringtone be a kazoo solo stuck at full volume or have your alarm clock shout your full name every morning?

Tap a side to cast your vote — then see how the crowd splits.

About this dilemma

This is one of the funny Would You Rather questions on Pickle Picker. There is no right answer — the point is the debate. Cast your vote above to see where you land against everyone else who has played it.

The split updates live from every vote cast on this question, and you never need an account to take part. When you are done here, keep the streak going in the endless game or browse more themed collections.